Zuma rushed to hospital after
his pinky toe hit the edge of his
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Sources close to the president reveal that he was
rushed to the Johannesburg Netcare Hospital on
Sunday night after his pinky toe hit the edge of
his bed.
Zuma was preparing to go to bed after taking his
famous shower and right after he got into his
PJ’s, boom… his pinky toe hit and cracked the
edge of his bed.
According to the sources, this is how Zuma looked
like seconds after the accident:
Zuma became stable after he was given 25
injections to the left chin of his butt and a bottle
of whiskey which he gushed down his throat in
less than 8 seconds.
When we called his office this morning to find out
about his state, we were told he is still
recovering from a bad hangover.