Kelly Khumalo has done the unbelievable and summoned a s_ex toy company to mould a pe_nis that’s a replica of Senzo Meyiwa’s manhood. This comes after the singer said she misses making love to Senzo and has not found a man to bonk her the way Senzo did.
Speaking exclusively to LiveMonitor, the ‘hungry’ star said she was tired of not getting bedroom satisfaction and she found some nu_de photos of Senzo that they used to exchange. “The photos were in my old phone and when I saw them, I got an idea to create a replica. Then maybe if a mas_turbate with it, I would be satisfied. I have tried many di_cks since Senzo died but nothing comes close. It’s thickness and girth is to die for”, Kelly told our reporter.
She further delved into details and said she sent the photos to a se_x manufacturing shop in India. The manufactures sent her three models which she had to try out and see which one best fit the departed Pirates star. ‘I did an elimination process and tried each dil_do. They were all close enough but I eventually settled on one which best fit Senzo’s uncut Zulu anaconda”, she exclaimed.
The news was met with shock and intrigue among South Africans with many expressing how taboo it is and how the ancestors would punish her for doing such.
LiveMonitor tried to contacted Bra Sam (Senzo’s father) and he expressed disgust. He further said “Don’t talk to me about that sfebe”. He refused to comment further and dropped the call.
We implored Kelly to tell us how much the dil_do cost and she said “it costs more than that skorokoro you are driving” , while pointing to the Golf 3 that our LiveMonitor satire member drove to the interview. “But it was all worth every cent”, she sighed